“I run myself ragged. I’m tired of people treating me like the gift that I am.” “I work so hard. In moments like these I really have to wonder if there is a God.” A transcript doesn’t really do this joke justice, but we couldn’t resist. The glossy eyes and slurred speech would pack a bit more punch, but you get it. Right? Right. This is what happens when really wealthy people are allowed to dress themselves. Really? Can’t she afford a stylist? Or is all that extra cash going toward Quaaludes? Oh Paula, you have such pretty shoes and such horrible clothes. This is what happens when bad clothes happen to good shoes. You can’t have one or the other, right? Those poor shoes; they must be so embarrassed. How humiliating!

Came straight to this page? Please visit The Shoe Dish for tons more.

Have questions or suggestions for shoedish? Please email shoedish@gmail.com.

hollywouldtouchofsunshine

Originally uploaded by shoedish

Add a little touch of sunshine to your shoedrobe with these skittle yellow sunshine t-strap slingbacks from Hollywould. These are so tasty delicious that we almost want to eat them, but we’ll settle for just wearing them; we wouldn’t want the patent getting stuck between our teeth. White makes everything pop, but the banana-yellow of these flats don’t need any help from the white enamel chain link on the t-strap; they pop all on their own. We’re so excited for all the fun colored summer sandals that are coming our (your) way! Woohoo!!!! Can you feel the shoe love?

Came straight to this page? Please visit The Shoe Dish for tons more.

Have questions or suggestions for shoedish? Please email shoedish@gmail.com.